Once, thanks to the generosity of friends, we had a vacation on a small island off the coast of Maine. It was lovely. There were basically two places to buy anything, and one hotel. There was beach on every side. Sigh. We stayed in a cute house and thoroughly enjoyed everything about it. (That house was where I got the idea for the
colander over my kitchen sink light. Only, that was supposed to be temporary until I got a tin fixture like the one they had.)
The one place to buy something was a little general store that was open for a few hours every day. It was a longish walk from the house and everything cost so much because everything had to be brought in on the ferry. The other place was a gas station you had to drive to in the old clunker left by the owner -- everyone on the island has an old clunker to drive and also at least one dead one in their yard, because it costs too much to ferry the dead ones back to the mainland. Other than the dead cars, it's very pretty there.
We were getting gas and took it into our heads to need to know whether this gas station was further from the mainland than the store -- was it east or west? Not sure what we were getting at. Neither did the geography-free teenager pumping the gas. She was completely flummoxed by the question (and I just don't remember exactly what we asked her, it was probably dumb).
After a few awkward moments she extricated herself by saying,
"This part of the island is where you are now."